people, im issuing an eviction notice. this baby better pack her placenta and get the heck out of here soon or i'm going to go absolutely batty.
i'm trying to be a good mother and lay in bed and not do the 1234342556 million self inducing labor techniques i learned this weekend or any crazy nursery hardware shenanigans on ladders so that she can come when SHE is ready and not at my convenience... but that's proving to be very difficult.
hulp. or so help me i'm going to start doing squats, going on walks, eating spicy foods, drinking raspberry leaf tea, doing things with evening primrose oil that you dont want to hear about, drinking castor oil (yeah WHAT?!), jumping jacks, jogging, eat an entire pineapple, take warm baths, ask to have my membranes stripped, bake "labor" cookies, mow the lawn, walk the curb, run up and down the stairs...
maybe today i'll just take a shower.
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3 comments:
Maybe you could strike a deal with Baby. If she doesn't notify you of her exit within so many days, you'll start doing all those things...
You're so close!! And hey, you're the one that's giving her life, so I think it's fair that you get to say when she comes out!
DOOO NOOOT drink castor oil. Trust me. Unless you want to be running to the bathroom all night. It will clear your digestive system right out. I tried every thing to get Caiden out of me. I walked many miles, climbed stairs at the stadium, swam miles of laps, drank the castor oil, hot baths, and a few other things that shall remain nameless and what I've come to find is that you can do all you want to try to induce labor, but that baby isn't going to come out until she's ready. So relax and enjoy the last few days you have alone with your hubs because a baby changes every thing.
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