THIS IS THE GREATEST THING SINCE SLICED CHEESE

http://cuteoverload.com/page/2/

just amazingly cute things

AND

http://www.thispeanutlookslikeaduck.com/quack/

things shaped like a duck.

Scarlett is a babe- and is also a color.

I Don't Know What To Do - Pete Yorn & Scarlett Johansson | Music Upload

if you liek this then get the song relator from their new album
the rest is kinda ifihhrgythsish. for me at least.

the best part about this is that i dont even like scarlett because she's a star. i just like her voice.

Butter makes the world go round- in the obese way.

im back im back! im glen bbeck!
doesn't anyone else think the words "salted sweet cream" sound intensely delicious?

well,
it's butter.
it might also be the rumblings of a baby speaking.
but it is too soon to tell and after the last sad loss
I am almost afraid to know.

There are three drinks sitting next to me
orange juice, water, and milk.
I hate drinking liquids
so I don't know why they are there.
And nowadays it seems like everything juiced (pun) goes right through me.
sadly
tonight is pecan pie too.

morning isn't so bad
its the evenings that really get me.
You know that popular and stupid song
about being on the boat?
Well,
I'm on it.

I run into things more than usual
and I can't blame it on things running into me.
As if I could run.

I spend the days in the pool
trying to remember water aerobics class exercises
and studying the ever fascinating world of nature around me.

Tonight is relief society night.
So I am celebrating with mac n cheese.
which I love.
cRazy BuGz
<3
there is one thing in life youcan ALWAYS count on

well two

1. crazy bug mac n cheese
2. the lord

and I love them both.

I got a letter in the mail from you today
it had some interesting drawings
one you called your special special
which really was amockery of another person's special special who will not be named who you took great delight in throwing into the brookside dumpster

it looked like a drawing of glen beck as a child
or just a really really happy fat person.

please place the title of this blog here

and take the pecan pie out of theoven

love
j

so tr-you

a softer world

important product placement

just have to support my peeps down at the boogie wipes factory.

Yesterday I was laying out by the pool waiting for andrew to come over so that we could go take pictures (only one of which was fbook worthy- the rest are sosososo gorgeous thank youso much)
And The ropes from my wedding are still hanging up in the back yard
a bird came and sat on one and I could only see it by looking through the pool fence
which looked like jail bars
black and square.

The thought came to me
whoever invented the term "free as a bird"
never owned a cockatoo.
or whatever those birds are.

and I thought
man,
if A was here right now
this would be the perfect shot.
A free bird
who didn't even know
it was
stuck in a perspective cage.

when it flew away I realized that I was the one inside the bars.
Maybe it sat there so long and stared at me
thinking
whoever invented the term free as a human
has never seen one in hello kitty underpants
trying to tan inside the fence of
the little pool here.

(forgive the underpant comment but it's too true because I left all of my swimsuits in sundance. go figure)

j

an anthropologists apologies

I apologize for myboring and weak writing.
Everything I have
is going into envelopes,
traveling across the state
and into the desert
out to the dust-ridden
sweaty hands
of the man I love.

god loves broken things

"It is difficult for a woman to define her feelings in language which is chiefly made by men to express theirs." Thomas Hardy

hi, ive married blog.

this doesnt mean im dead to you all, or dead to individualism.
or dead at all.

words never die.
so
if you want to read more
you can visit my blog to brandon while he is away
at
http://cubadivin.blogspot.com

there might be a g at the end of diving

there might not

but its late
and
im deilsjelexcksick.

loeloveloveliovjaewkrnvev
j

Playdough

Only the dead have seen the end of war.
-Plato

30 Rock

LIVE EVERY WEEK, LIKE IT'S SHARK WEEK.

Ruth Orkin's “American Girl in Italy, 1951

Poetry of Edna St. Vincent Millay

Ashes of Life

Love has gone and left me and the days are all alike;
Eat I must, and sleep I will, -- and would that night were here!
But ah! -- to lie awake and hear the slow hours strike!
Would that it were day again! -- with twilight near!

Love has gone and left me and I don't know what to do;
This or that or what you will is all the same to me;
But all the things that I begin I leave before I'm through, --
There's little use in anything as far as I can see.

Love has gone and left me, -- and the neighbors knock and borrow,
And life goes on forever like the gnawing of a mouse, --
And to-morrow and to-morrow and to-morrow and to-morrow
There's this little street and this little house.

i used to be interesting.

about

An irrational love for:

alliteration, anything fondue, artistic sensibilities, beautiful losers, baking, banksy brilliance, bookstores, bric-a-brac, calligraphy, child opinion, cultures, clutter, citrus smells, chai, cheap thrills, dancing, dr. seuss, drapes, edamame, flours, family, graffiti, grapefruit anythings, google-ee eyes, hazelnut, heated floors and seats, high pressure shower heads, ice cream mochi, illusions, kozyndan bunnies, lemon cake and fresh bloo berries, libraries, lipsyncers, letters, mist, music, messes, mysteries, nurseries, notebooks and journals, observing, old news, passionfruit frosting, peppermint tea, personalities, pillows, pocky, polaroid cameras, pomegranates, poetry, riddles, rings, ripe figs, roald dahl, soup dumplings, spontaneous rain, scary movies, studio ghibli, subway mosaics, specifically sunflowers, stationary, sushi in any shape or form, teal box, thrift shops, telephone cords and booths, trampolines, turner classic movies, typography, wallpaper,

words.

Abby talk

I am so excited to have nieces and nephews. It is the best.
These are some recent phrases from one sweet little bombshell blond in the family, Abby.


"When I was a little gore (girl)......"

"When I was a dragon......"

"Hmm, I am really tired."

In her attempts to get a toy out from under the chair:

"I could really use some help down here."

"D starts with Duck."


I am still laughing about these.