September 30, 2009

Butter makes the world go round- in the obese way.

im back im back! im glen bbeck!
doesn't anyone else think the words "salted sweet cream" sound intensely delicious?

well,
it's butter.
it might also be the rumblings of a baby speaking.
but it is too soon to tell and after the last sad loss
I am almost afraid to know.

There are three drinks sitting next to me
orange juice, water, and milk.
I hate drinking liquids
so I don't know why they are there.
And nowadays it seems like everything juiced (pun) goes right through me.
sadly
tonight is pecan pie too.

morning isn't so bad
its the evenings that really get me.
You know that popular and stupid song
about being on the boat?
Well,
I'm on it.

I run into things more than usual
and I can't blame it on things running into me.
As if I could run.

I spend the days in the pool
trying to remember water aerobics class exercises
and studying the ever fascinating world of nature around me.

Tonight is relief society night.
So I am celebrating with mac n cheese.
which I love.
cRazy BuGz
<3
there is one thing in life youcan ALWAYS count on

well two

1. crazy bug mac n cheese
2. the lord

and I love them both.

I got a letter in the mail from you today
it had some interesting drawings
one you called your special special
which really was amockery of another person's special special who will not be named who you took great delight in throwing into the brookside dumpster

it looked like a drawing of glen beck as a child
or just a really really happy fat person.

please place the title of this blog here

and take the pecan pie out of theoven

love
j

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