Thinning out the thorns

I am in one of those really crazy moods, where i want to say LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAA over and over again out loud in different tunes while I waltz around my house in croissant pajammas and a bathrobe.

I think taking vitamin E is seriously doing something to me.

I just bought a new form of it (I am BEGGING my hair to grow) and all it seems to do is make my nails grow and leave my hair in a nasty mom-ish mullet/ asian boy hairstyle.

But here's the weird part, at night, I've been.... doing things.

Like yesterday morning my phone alarm went off like it usually does, but my phone wasn't where I left it when I fell asleep...
It was in my bed...
so it took me like five minutes to find the thing.

And then this morning?

I woke up and I was undressed.


Like... socks off and rolled perfectly and button up shirt off undressed.

In my sleep?

What the what?

What is going ON with me?


it scares me, am I going to start floating around like that creepy Ambien green glowy butterfly and eating things in the night?

Brandon always jokes about that butterfly.

Maybe it's a side effect from eating so much nutella.

Or working out.

Or vitamin E.


OH, and it's spring, so you know what time it is! It's time to hide all your flowers from your medians and front lawns if you don't want them "thinned out" (taken) by a random girl in Orem who misses floral arranging!

lovelovelovelove LALALALALAAA LAAA.
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