Dear BYU Idaho, I hate you so immensely that it makes my insides recoil from themselves.

Why in God's good name would you ever have TWO different ecclesiastical endorsements.

Does that mean that there are two different spiritual levels you can and should be on if you attend the Lord's University?


This defies sense and reason.

Also, It makes my application late.

Which ruins my life.

Kinda.


Dear BYU Idaho Admissions counselor,

I hope you never see this, because instead, I have to call you to grovel for hours on the phone in a few weeeks. Prepare yourself for mercy. Please.

I won't even use the "my husband is in afghanistan" line.

Just, please. Don't be ridiculous.



Hatefully yours,
fra06002@byui.edu