Puppy villain

Yesterday we had our friends the Goodwins over, their daughter lily is a genius. She is 16 months old and says "what's up dude".

They came over for two of brandon's sole pleasures in life- mama chus, and his recent one: the purchase and set up of a ... pricey gym.

Brandon loves to work out as much if not more than I love to shop. So, if you know me then you'll understand.

At first I was really sad he was buying a gym because images of Peanut dancing in my mind in dozens of 300 dollar dresses were zapped to death by future images of her doing power lifts and squats in the basement.

But then I thought about all the money I spent to console myself while he was in afghanistan... and I didn't feel bad anymore. Too bad none of that fits now!

Bring on the maternity. Also, if I ever meet a member of the first pres. of the church- I'm going to sit them down and have a little talk about the fit of women's g's. Maybe they've never tried them, so they can't know.

Candace was showing me last night all her cute sewing projects she has made for lily, like shoes and shirts, and skirts, and baby bumpers with ruffles. honestly the woman is crafty. how am i ever going to be like that? i hate (usually) sewing. I don't mind hand work, But the time taking, soul and wallet sucking, consumption of life makes me nauseated. Maybe smaller people clothes take less time and effort than adult clothes... because i've made a lot of adult clothes.

Last night dash really wanted to come meet everyone- his behavior is... about as bad as mine but he slobbers and jumps when he meets new people, and when new people are under the age of 2 i put him away in the laundry room. So he can't eat them. Where he cries.
Lily loves puppies, so she kept saying puppy? and then she would go over to his door and he would cry and lick her hand under the door and she would come back to the dinner table very distraught. I kept telling her it was puppie's nigh nigh time but- i became a villain of puppies in her eyes.

it was a good night, i ate too much, i stayed up too late, and i'm an anti-sewing, puppy villain.