"I don't send any money I DON'T PAY THE PLANE"

SO, my cousin referred me to this website called http://www.greataupair.com and it is AWESOME if you want to travel and nanny or be an au pair. Even though I am only looking for a job in the states I had four emails almost instantly from all over the earth wondering if I would be available next year, and sooner. My favorite was from a family called "We are family Giuseppina da Roma from Italy". I would be paid to live there and play in ROMA ITALY. HELLO? DOESN'T ANY ONE OF MY BEAUTIFUL FASHION FORWARD SINGLE FRIENDS WHO LOVE CHILDREN WANT TO DO THIS INSTEAD?
"You must speak English with children and me but, if you want , I learn you italian"


HELLO?
BONJOURNO?
LA VITA BELLA?

sorry, it's the states for me for now (more like the pits. ROME?! SRSLY?!)

SO
if you are wondering what on EARTH to do with your life
THIS IS IT.

of course there are extensive background checks/ references/ etc. to have done for the family to make sure they arent CR33PY.
but still.

love,
j