I'm not a cr33p, I just can't help myself (reworded but the orig by bizx markie is still the best- thnx jmh)

I can't help it if you write interesting blogs that make me happy.

It's like my gluten free pita bread and cucumber dill hummus that is dinner and also surprisingly delicious can't help but getting crumbs all over my keybored.

love,
j