PS

My cousin's boyfriend sent this to her and it made me laugh so hard I had to share it.

Dear Stephanie,

I don't really know how to tell you this, I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it when you smacked my sister at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into Bert and Ernie. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I get bored counting marshmallows. I'm returning your toe ring, the pictures from Vegas, and your pet rock to you, but I'll keep your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.

You make me sick,
Jacob