marry christmas

So, this year other than making out like a bandit with an incredible wedding- two birthdays (four turtledoves and two gold rings one frenchman and no calling birds- or mail) I got this gift for christmas that I am super excited about for obvious reasons.On the back this is what it says...

"About three things I was absolutely certain.

First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe.

Second, there was a vampire part of him- which I assumed was wildly out of his control- that wanted me dead.

And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynocologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me."

ahhahahahaaha YES
thanks to lachelle for such a clever and wonderful gift
and no thanks to the fact that in spite of me unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably and direputably finding this novella hilariosu beyond all reason

it kinda makes me want to go back and read the twighlight series even more.

love,
j