i have to say people
im really not sure if i have the flu or food poisoning.
i think it's the latter since i threw up all last night until finally this green stuff came out of me that was NOT bile (it came out with bile but not bile) and I DO NOT remember eating anything green yesterday. except my apple which came up right away and did not look like spinach.
after that i felt a little better, drank a ton of water and went to bed.
which was probably a bad idea since now that im prego, baby is sitting right on my bladder so i was up for the rest of the morning too.
pregnancy truly is a miracle.
of hell.
i asked my mom how she did it with four kids
and she said memory loss.
i really hope i inherit that gene too.
at least in the case of pregnancy.
i can say wihtout the least inhibition that this morning i hate my sunbeam zerick who lives above me and decided that from 7 until 9 he was going to stomp and jump off furniture and run down the hallway back and forth and back and forth which is right above my bed which is where i usually sleep. the worst part is that i know if i go into my midwife she'll just say to take the medicine she gave me which i can't keep down SO WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING!?!
cant be worse than the time i went in for an IV because i was 98% sure i was dehydrated and the secretary told me nobody was there, and that i looked oKAY because i still ahd pink around my eyes.
i almost strangled her little latino neck.
oh ushhhh scuuze me, noboady iss hear to hulp yew, becauuusss we all take like, two hour loonches. could yew lyke, dryve beck in lyke, an hoer or somesing becauseeee nobody hure cen help yew.
lady, i mnot even sure how i drove here.
THIS IS A DOCTORS OFFICE
HELP ME.
maybe i should just bypass stupidity and go straight to the hospital
do not pass go
do not collect 200 dollars
(in fact, spend it)
but ladies and gentlemen
it would be worth 200 dollars if i could have water in my veins
and my medicine in the form of the DISSOLVING TABLET WHICH I KNOW EXISTS
love
your average insane pregnant lady with food poisoning. i think.
November 18, 2010
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I remember thinking that the reason no one tells you how horrible the first part of pregnancy is, is because NO ONE would ever want to be pregnant. I also told cory that if I lost the baby, I didn't think I could do the pregnancy thing again. Apparently it is worth it now. But then...eh.
Also...ice chips is all that worked for me. for some reason it was totally different then actually drinking anything.
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