you have not failed until you have quit trying- gordon b hinckley

just a warning, rants of mine are bad at normal hours of the day but this early i cannot be entirely certain that what comes out of this typed mouth of mine will be pg.

if someone sends you an application for a job oh say that is totally dependent on you to reply so that they can find a place to live for the next two and a half years
you should probably reply.

knothankxbai.


also,
pel grants
i hate you because both of our parents are really well off.



supernothankx.


yo, house of mine
clean yourself.


dear anthropology class
i love you, you thrill my very educational core.
if i could READ your text book, that would make the class the most enjoyable one in the whole wide world.
please,
rewrite this book in english.
you don't need to impress anyone or make your point more valid by using large words and hugely drawn out sentences that could be shortened to four or five words.

i don't want a paragraph of no information that i have to read five hundred times to understand. or read it aloud to three different people.

normal people don't speak that way.

in fact, in school- they teach you NOT to write that way.
probably because THEY grew up having to READ this book TOO!

the worst of it all, is that the chapter i tried for THREE HOURS to read yesterday that was 12 pages long
was on communication and language
irony much?

UGH i am going to BURN you when i am done with this course.


no THANK YOU!

dear marriage class
i love you, keep being awesome.

kthnx.


dear queen size bed
you are the most comfortable thing i have ever slept in
until my husband came home
now you are a battle field
of elbows, knees, and feet.

and last night, almost teeth.

maybe we'll get used to it.
but for now sleep is no good.


being newlyweds doesn't help neither.


please stay the way you are but grow bigger.


kthnx.

dear today,
i want you to be over already.
and it's only seven in the morning.

weekend please come to me.

thank you.


ps i found this on my little brother's facebook it's a picture from torrey pines, the highschool i went to in san diego and i love it. in fact, i want a vinyl i can put on my toilet at home. just kidding but im kind of serious. brandon and i started reading the harry potter series last night aloud to each other. he has never read past the second book, crazy huh?