Nobody loves olives

When I say nobody loves olives
I'm talking about me.
Why do they put olives in all my favorite salads?
Why?

I don't know but I definately would pay big money to do a survey to see how many people really LOVE olives.
Besides chad's mom.
Because she doesn't count.
Also my concept of the celestial kingdom has changed

I think now instead of malts and pasta and other foods
it will just be oat blueberry bars.

Forever.
Like the song I always sing to you when you and I disagree.
just to remind you that we have FOREVER together.

I don't think Im going to make it to the pool today...
for these reasons
1. I have my mother Elaine searching for homes for me up in youtah and she is like a bounty hunter for housing. I wonder if there is an actual term for that... or at least a job because she seriously should do that.

2. After this oat bar I am going to be a big fat float bloated person in the pool-ar.
IS THERE A REASON WHY THE WORD OAT IS IN THE WORDS FLOAT, BLOAT, COAT AND OTHER FAT LIKE DESCRIPTIONS?!

3. The to do list is too long to think about getting to "tan" which is at the bottom...(where I never tan. on my bottom)

I don't really have any other reasons. and I'm writing a blog about it so that surely says "I have time but I use it very poorly"

Writing a blog wasn't on the list
but it helps my mind deconstipate itself.
if that word even exsists.
ITS A MENTAL LAXATIVE
there we go.

anywho hum
tee dum tee dum

I am so excited to move to UT
Ill be surrounded by amazing people
who love and support me (and brandon)
and a lot of really cool old friends who are FEMALE
(MIRACLE)
and who wont be weirded out by me being married.
I described married life I think most aptly to my friend Andy when I wrote

"oh hai im just some married lady now that society doesnt know how to respond to (hint: be humane.) although i get everything i want if i yell and scream and wave my ring importantly in front of people's faces.just kidding but one time i almost wanted to.also im just some married lady who is moving to provo and desperately needs friends.with good tastes and ...good head on top of... shouldersand not cold ones eitheror dandruffy ones.i like that word.and i need a house.hulp.which is gulp and help.man it is so late andzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzadsffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff "