NO COOKIES?!

I think,
of all the alerts to pop up on a computer
the worst
by far
is the one that tells you that your browser's cookies are disabled

that you have no cookies.

cruel
cold
technology.

so today I lashed back by jumping up going to the kitchen pulling out the oatmeal chocolate chip cookie and munching obnoxiously in front of my screen.

now I has crumbz all over.
but it was so so satisfying.