advice always sounds better in a foreign language.

Berry kix are back and so am I.

Why did they ever get rid of those?! I found them at target.
Bless you target.

Yesterday I did not eat a cupcake or move to the moon- even though I am extremely in favor of both ideas. Still.

I did however, indulge myself in half a box of annie's white cheddar bunnies, three baby valentines cookies (you know those really thick sugar cookies from the store?) a piece of pizza, and an entire box of blueberries.

I bathed the dash.

And I watched My Life As A Dog, which is a swedish film and it is really good I liked it a lot. It was exactly what I needed to hear. erm, read because i don't spreckhin the swedish.

Dash just pooped and peed in the garage.

I am unforgiving.



If the moon doesn't work out, I'm open to Virginia.