peach smooches

so, sometimes my brain starts talking and i can't tell it to just be quiet so i am going to let it all out here. sorry for braintalkingless people. i admire you all.

did you know that purple carrots taste better and are better for you?

did you know that cooking your vegetables doesn't remove almost any nutrients? that's false.

did you know that the five children who live above us are all under the age of seven and right now one is having some sort of terrible fit?

did you know i'm alive and happy sometimes and sad sometimes?

did you know that my dog kinda looks like a deer with a boxer's head and a lab's heart?

did you know that sometimes my house is clean?

did you know my husband is asking me if i wrote about my vampire attack today because i bit him because he kept calling me names?

did you know that CREAMY kraft mac and cheese is like one billion trillion googleplexian times better than normal mac and cheese. how come it took me 22 years to figure that out?

did you know that my favorite names for children are grace elaine, peter liam, lionus grover, penelope naomee and thats it right now because theres not enough room in my head for any more children.



brandon is laying on the floor and making fun of my "stretchy pants"

j