baby it's, {inhuman} outside.

Every year I am surprised by snow, and every year I am shocked at how cold I am.

You'd think I wouldn't forget it by now right?
wrong.

On a happy note, my mom sent me amazing Halloween decorations! I LOVE them and her. How awesome is that? Tonight we are carving the pumpkin and as I type this dash has found my eggos and is eating them. guh! That dog is like having a child, he gets into EVERYTHING! And then he looks at you like "WHAT?! What is YOUR problem?" you, you are my problem. my love problem. I can tell he is really hungry because he'll start by licking the walls, the carpet, the furniture, my hands and then when he goes to my feet I know he is desperate. If you knew what my feet looked like, you would understand.

You know it is really freezing when the kids upstairs wont go outside. Instead they stay in, taking their energy out on our ceiling, the walls, I can hear what sounds faintly like sawing but I'm almost sure is someone coloring on the walls with a ballpoint pen. Can't wait until someone discovers that. The weeping and wailing and general gnashing of teeth that goes on upstairs reminds me that I still have some time before children. I also have time to discipline the crap out of my kids, if me or any of my siblings had EVER behaved the way I hear things going on upstairs do, I would have been knocked into next week. And I probably was. I'm not saying I was the perfect child, but if I was sent to my room and screamed for almost an hour, there would have been a worse punishment when I got out than for what I went in for.

I'm so glad I have the parents I have. They put up with so much of my drama, but they never babied me and they always let me know that they were a team.

Sometimes I think dash just comes to sit by me so he can fart and then run off wagging his tail and leaving behind death in my nose.

oh well, happy halloween people! I can now celebrate because I have decor, punkins, and since we are in rexburg, snow.

I better go to the kitchen, I just heard brandon say, "OHHHHH YOU STEPPED IN IT" to dash...


ps it could happen to you is a good movie. and I don't even like nick cage or his unfixed 80's teeth.