Is it next week yet?

THIS week has been absoludicrously madnessable. This morning at three all of our smoke detectors went off- after we all got out of our beds and everyone watched me dissasemmble the alarm in my underwears and after all of our hearts went back down to a normal beat we laughed about it and joked about who it might have been. Megan who has been pulling all nighters and comes from a rough and tough utahr background was the culprit- turns out you shouldnt toke without a window open. Just kidding we actually have no idea why it went off. Three beautiful hours later I slept walked to class and jumped into the pool for water aerobixxxx. My teacher decided it was a good idea to salsa dance... in the pool and I cannot lie I felt like a tard. Except that it was awesome and hard to do- if anyone (shaun...) was EVER underneath the pool watching through those divers windows... I would run off the face of a cliff in my swimsuit out of sheer humiliation. I came home with a wet tumble head and fell asleep again until my boss called me at eleven twenty to ask if I was planning on coming to work today... so, on my way there I take the back roads because there aren't usually cops on them... AND today right before I ran a stop sign I saw a cop out of the corner of my eye and made a full five second stop...but it was too late; he caught me going probably forty-five down a twenty five and he began to follow me, but I slowed down a TON and ditched him on Main. phewe, never going to do THAT again. I had a flower delivery at the kennedy elementary school today and after I delivered it I was walking out of the office when I see this mini van pull up and a small boy probably about 6 or 7 climb morosely out of the back seat and sulk his way into school. I wanted to say "BE HAPPY, IT ONLY GETS HARDER!!!!" but I kept it to myself and laughed instead... which I'm sure he thought was me laughing about the fact that he had to go to school. This kid looked like he had done EVERYTHING he could to stay home, short of gluing himself to the back window of the mini van. Shortly after, I was climbing into my own sweet sweet purple ride to head back to work when another car pulled up and in it was another boy about 2 or 3 at the most and hahahaha he had his WHOLE BODY pressed up against the window and was looking at the school like it was disneyland. The irony of it stayed with me all day and I'm still laughing. Anyways, speakenining of the schooling- I have a test tomorrow morning and a quiz and sleep to do tonight.
Tough life huh? Well, I better appreciate it now because I'm sure that somewhere along my life someone stopped me and said "BE HAPPY, IT ONLY GETS HARDER!"
sweeet.

love always
ja